Archive for August, 2008

Mademoiselle Irascible

Posted in Erotica with tags on August 24, 2008 by naughtysecretary

I have to admit, I laughed when I read your message.

Mademoiselle Irascible.

Little me, easily angered? You have no idea just how hot tempered I can be. You’ve only had but a small taste, just a warning lick of the flame.

The girl in me stomps her foot when she doesn’t get her way, her furrowed brow pairing with a beating of fists and yells of protest.

But the woman in me? Well, that’s another beast entirely.

I think I’d let my inner Domina come out to play if I had you within reach right now. That’s what happens when you don’t lavish me with the attention I want, the attention I deserve, the attention I need from you. The ruthless streak in me starts to show.

I want you restrained in four point, face up and naked, ready to receive my wrath, my rebuke. I want you to watch me slowly peel each item of clothing from my body, beside you and just out of reach, the glint in my eye barely visible in the half light of the room. I want your senses alive, your body on heat. I want to see you flinch as you feel the warm sesame oil spill on your tanned skin, my hands spreading the liquid amber through the hair on your chest and over the broad expanse of your shoulders.

I wonder what your response will be when I run my hands over my own curves, spreading the oil over my breasts and the soft of my belly. Will your eyes be hungry, watching my every move? Will your mouth water at the sight? Are you feeling slightly tortured now?

And what about when I mount you and press my naked body to yours? Will the restraints feel a little tighter when you feel my hard nipples press into your chest? Will you gasp a little when I run the whole length of my glazed frame against yours, pushing myself into you, over you, through you? I wonder how you would respond if I turned the other way, my face looking at your robust legs, your lengthening cock, my arse in the air, my wet pussy merely inches from your face, inches from your mouth. When I cloak your body with mine, wriggling and writhing over your athletic torso, will you complain about my petulance then?

I think not.

Now it’s time to up the ante, to show you just how hot-blooded I really am, how terrible I can be. I could spend an age rubbing my wetness all over your shaft, using you for my own pleasure, my own device. You’ve told me in the past you rarely beg, but I bet at this very moment you’d plead for sweet respite, plead for me to slip down the length of you and fully embed your thick cock into the depths of my plump, wet cunt. And when I finally do, know that I’m doing it for my pleasure, and my pleasure alone. When I ride that glorious prick of yours, moans escaping my scarlet lips, know that I am teaching you a lesson. When I scratch at your chest and slap at your face, with you pulling at your restraints, know your purpose. When I bite at the line of your jaw, or whisper filth in your ear whilst I come repeatedly over your throbbing cock, understand your place. And when I am spent on pleasure, burning with lust, begging you to surrender and spill into your own climax along with me, hear what I am saying.

You are mine.

Mademoiselle Irascible?

Yes, it’s true. But I think you like it.

VibeReview – The Miracle Massager

Posted in Sex Toy Reviews with tags on August 20, 2008 by naughtysecretary

He continued to pound me from behind, the length of him filling me over and over in a quick succession of powerful thrusts. He held onto my bound hands and used them to balance himself, to center his weight and focus himself on driving deeper into me. He was a savage with me at times, hungry, angry, greedy. I gasped into the pillow, my body full of sensation and burning desire. It was at that moment he slowed his pace, and in the dark grabbed for something below the line of my body. The moment I heard the familiar hum fill the dark of the room I smiled to myself. Once again he pushed deep into me, forcing my pelvis down towards the bed, the vibrations instantly waving through my plump clitoris. I immediately started to buck, my orgasm crashing me into sensual overload, my screams muffled into my own pillow…

I think most of you would be incredibly surprised to know that up until very recently, I had no sex toys. Nothing, zero, nadda. I don’t really know how to explain that, either. So when I was asked to become a reviewer for VibeReview, I instantly jumped at the chance. The associates at VibeReview have been nothing but a pure delight to deal with. Professional, informative, and very reliable. I’m thrilled to be reviewing their products.

So I thought it wise to start with the most vanilla thing I was sent in my box of goodies. Let me introduce The Miracle Massager. The old adage goes “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.” Well, I’ll take the bet as a second and more affordable option, this fine piece of machinery will certainly add sparkle to any woman’s eye. In fact, as a firm endorser of this product, I believe it took me around 30 seconds to climax the first time I used it, and I have used it aplenty since that first wonderful meeting.

This two-speed massager is lightweight and ergonomically designed for maximum comfort and control. The chord is a great length; not too short to hinder your usage, and not too long that you trip over it. The grooved handle allows flexibility, providing ease on the wrists. The massager itself is not incredibly loud, which can often be an annoyance when trying to be discreet. The head of the massager is made of rubber making it lubricant-friendly and easy to clean. It is curved and indented, allowing different angles for a plethora of varying clitoral stimulation. This massager has a very basic design, the purpose simple. Whether you are chasing out a crick in the neck, or chasing after a nice juicy orgasm, the Miracle Massager seems to do both with extreme efficiency, making those “hard to reach” places not so hard at all. And at a very reasonable price, that’s a whole lot of good vibration for your buck.

For those who seek further stimulation, let me introduce the Miracle Massager Attachment. It is made out of PVC and slides over the head of The Miracle Massager. This attachment focuses on providing both G-Spot and clitoral stimulation. It measures at 3 inches of length, and 1.25 inches at its widest point.

Now, I’ll admit that the attachment didn’t impress me nearly as much as the massager. For me, the wide tip of the attachment threw the whole balance of the massager off. But, I honestly think this may be a personal preference. I’d definitely recommend checking it out for yourself. At a bare minimum, the extra piece is extremely easy to clean.

So, dear readers, I implore you to take a look at The Miracle Massager. It’s a perfect starter toy, a needed staple in any sex toy adventures. You won’t regret it, I promise.

A Child Pawn In A Queen’s Game

Posted in Naughty Friends, News on August 13, 2008 by naughtysecretary

“To be an artist is to believe in life.” Henry Moore

I know my postings here of late have been a little varied. Most of you are probably wondering why that is. Well, a number of reasons have contributed, actually. I’ve been diving into my box of goodies from Vibe Review, for one. Lucky me. I’ve also suffered a severe case of writer’s block, number two. This seems to be remedying itself, so I can promise you a naughty tale to shortly follow this post. Also, sex toy reviews will be posted here very soon. Orgasms for everyone!

This very posting surfaced to the top of the pile for a very good reason: A friend in need. As I have mentioned, I have become dear friends with the lovely and talented Catalina. She really is a living, breathing, doll. And my opinion of her has nothing to do with the various projects we’ve been working on together, or the traffic she has thrown my way. I wouldn’t have offered my help or services to her if we weren’t friends before that. One begets the other; I just want to make sure that you my readers know the order in which things have fallen into place. I’m not one for sucking up, unless of course, I’m on the receiving end. But…as usual, I digress, enough about me…

Well, she’s run into difficulty concerning her daughter’s school, and an old wound. The issues can be read here. After digesting that, I was sick to my stomach, and the reasons are obvious. I’ve been in a financial bind before, and had to rely on the help of friends. It’s not a nice feeling, being vulnerable, the future uncertain, and I can’t imagine having my child’s education at stake on top of that clusterfuck.

So, what can I do? What can we do? Here’s what we can fucking do (and yes, I have a fire in my belly at this point): If you read the article, you’ll note that Catalina has started a raffle, and tickets are selling at $10 a piece. There are plenty of prizes, so I implore you to take a look. I’ve recently owned up to being a graphic designer, and my contribution to the prize heap is this: I’ve offered 2 separate prizes of 2 hours of my design time. Yep, you’ve got it. 2 hours of me – aren’t you lucky??? That could mean a logo, a business card, a postcard, whatever you’d like. As long as it takes 2 hours, it’s yours. *** Printing not included, of course.

Now, if you need some convincing of my design qualifications, here are a few naughty previews of what I’ve been designing of late.

Convinced enough? Then please visit here and buy a few tickets. *** Please note that any excess contributions will be donated to the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom.

Some of you still on the fence? Ugh, you have to be difficult, don’t you? Time to pull out the big guns…(If you can’t hear the sarcasm from here…well, then…you don’t know me too well…)

So I’m admittedly a designer, but I also paint. In show of my friendship and loyalty, I’ve decided to auction off a personal piece of mine. You want a piece of The Naughty Secretary? Well, just like any good whore, you’ll have to pay for it.

Now, I know for a fact abstract art isn’t for everyone. In fact, only recently have I discovered the complexity of it. Sure, a 5 year old can paint like this, or wait! This looks like my techni-color yawn at the end of one helluva big night…but honestly? Abstract art is highly underrated. You really should have the basics mastered: color, layout, meaning, texture…just like design. Only take out form to an extent, and then try to convey what you want to say. In high school, I thought abstract art complete bollocks. Now that I’ve explored the forms, it seems natural, emotive, real.

Now, after all of that, take a gander and decide for yourself!

This is an acrylic painting on board, 9×12 inches. Easy to frame and ship ~ It even has my name on the bottom!

So, I’m thinking I want to auction this off. Please email me at, and send me the amount you think this is worth. All proceeds go to the lovely Catalina and paying off that horrendous bill. I’ll pick the highest amount offered and email you back sometime on Saturday, August 16th with payment and shipping details. *** Please note, buyer pays shipping, and payment must be made via Paypal by Monday, the 18th of August.

I want to thank you in advance for your support ~ It means a great deal to me. A strong education and a loving home are what every child deserves.

~ NS

Pour Some Sugasm On Me, #143

Posted in Erotica with tags on August 6, 2008 by naughtysecretary

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #144? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Anti-Porn Protest Gets Weird
“People get very excited about their causes and lack the sense to see if the information backs them up. ”

The Come Shot
“You don’t see their bodies going blotchily red and hear them howling like a banshee.”

Third Time’s a Charm
“If I lift my kilt on Bourbon Street I’m much more likely to get arrested than if Elizabeth takes off her top.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sugar Bank

Editor’s Choice
In My Office

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
The game is afoot!!
I Look Good Naked
It is a Journey that Defies Labels
My Doppelgänger Wrote About Me!
My First Peeping Tom
Perfect vs Good
Why I hate threesomes
You Say Po-tay-to, I Say Po-tah-to

Sex & Politics
Musings on Masculinity: Gabe
Prostitution: To Legalize Or Not?

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Blonde whore sex video with blowjob
Cam Lover is addicted to CamWithHer clips
Femdom Mz Berlin Double Fists Audrey Hollander’s Ass In Lesbian Bondage Scene On Chanta’s Bitches
First post, first HNT!
Fuck me like your bitch boy (pic)
Girls and computers
Half-Nekkid with a New Toy
Jodie Marsh in Hot Party Dress Spilling Out her Boobs
Ms. Elle with Lash
Phone Sex Grandma
Satine Phoenix Forced To Cum On Fucking Machines
Tits for Troops
Where are the women?
X Marks The Spot

Sex Advice
Study The Master: How to Flirt, The Dean Martin Way
Thai green curry is the way to a spicy sex life

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
20 Questions With Tina Tyler
Andrew Blake Thinks He’s Stan Brakhage
Interview with John of Leather Thorn Paddles
Perpetuating Stupid Stereotypes
Review: The Clover Plug
Sextoy Review! The GIGI “Pleasure Object” by LELO
Win A Vollers Corset From Mio Destino Lingerie

Erotic Writing and Experiences
After tapas
Autobiography of a Masturbator: Porn O’Graphicus, Part 3
Can you keep quiet?
Contrast (a love song)
Fiction: Hipster Girl
Hard times, hard-ons, hookers, & strippers
I need to fuck Amanda.
A Little Tingle
Mister McIntyre’s Secret – Part One
Mrs. Kink Gets Kinky Email From D
No reservations. part 6
“Once there was a boy and he was beautiful… “
One Track Mind
She danced into my fairytale-Part Three
She Kissed Me
Slut in the park
Try not to scream…
View From The Balcony

Sex Humor
Taking the Piss Out of the Internet, One Golden Shower at a Time

BDSM & Fetish
Amber’s Wedding Day Confession (Part Three/Continued)
Catalina loves FetLife
Famed Dom Sgt. Major Brings His Slutty Friends To Backdoor Bondage
Fine Art 101
The locks are broken
A Master And Femdom Cane A Slut Who Kneels On Frozen Peas, While In Bondage
Prelude in E (for Embarrassment)
r’s naughty thoughts on a scene with his Mistress and Ms. Nikki Nefarious
Strap On Play Is Not Just A Fetish, It’s Fun!
Sub night
The Tea Party
A virgin does Thunder, part II
Weekend, part two: dancing
A Wicked Tease

Note: I’m taking a week off. The deadline for the next Sugasm will be August 14th. Sugasm #144 will be published August 18th. Thanks, Vixen

Naughty News And Reviews

Posted in Naughty Friends, News on August 5, 2008 by naughtysecretary

Where to begin? This little Secretary has been busy…

First and foremost, I have some very exciting news to share. On a number of different topics, actually. The wonderful and wicked Heather at has asked me to become an official reviewer of sex toys. Yes, that’s right: me and sex toys, a match made in heaven. Who would have thought? Ok, ok, so it’s not so far fetched, but please stay tuned for copious orgasms and screams of pleasure with reviews posted here weekly.

VibeReviews has also launched a sister site called The Accidental Blowjob. It is certainly worth a look, and is filled with all kinds of goodies ranging from sexual health information, guides on topics such as female ejaculation, and interesting site and music reviews. Just a few days ago they reviewed the lovely Catalina here, and they plan on reviewing my site next.

Speaking of collars, I have also been in touch with the lovelies at, and look what landed on my doorstep just yesterday. Isn’t it pretty? It was made just for me. You’ll be hearing more about the collar in up and coming weeks.

I’ve also recently mentioned a pairing with the lovely Catalina on a few creative tasks of late. Well, let me introduce you to the site She sums the site up best:

“I did it! Best Sex Bloggers is live. is a unique collaboration between the best sex bloggers and the best erotic, bondage, and glamour photographers in the scene. We tried to represent every genre we could imagine: BDSM, Dom, Domme, Submissive, Online D/s, Vanilla, Queer, Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Poly, Psychology, Sexuality, Discussion, Photography, Sociology, Podcasts, Bondage (including beautiful rope bondage by well-respected bondage artists), Erotic Fiction, Tales of Adventures, Sexual Fantasies, Hot Couples, Kink, Fetish, Phone Sex Operators, Professional Sex Writers, Reviews, Photoblogs, Education and Information, Smut, Filth, Flirting, HNT, Networking, Featured Artists, Local Events, Poetry, and even just once in a while a tale about the weird lives we tend to lead.

Pretty much, we have it all (and then some!) There are interviews, reviews, discussions, and debates sprinkled in with the variety of posts. Big names, good writing, and sexy images. It’s a pervert’s heaven, but not just any pervert. This blog is specifically for you that consider yourselves smart and kinky!”

Not only am I privileged enough to be one of the contributing authors for this site, I also designed the header. What do you think?

And after all of that, Your Girlfriend’s Diary was lovely enough to review my site. I’m beyond flattered. I’ve pasted the review below. Stay tuned for some more smut to follow!

~ NS

Your Girlfriend’s Diary: Naughty Secretary

Today we are going to visit the Naughty Secretary. You have to be careful here because NS blends fact and fiction sometimes so well you can’t tell where one stops and the other begins. Or is there really a difference? The site is kind of eclectic in that we get erotic fiction, photography, music and some other artsy stuff. That being said, sex in the primary topic; the main flavor: BDSM. The interesting part is that NS plays both dominant and submissive. Just compare Insatiable with The Wrath of Eve. The better part is that NS executes each very well. The style is not as immersive as some writing out there, but the set ups are well detailed and capture a mood quite effectively. In my view, the fiction is the best part of this site. Some of the stories are lengthy and others quite short, but there are quite a few of them, and they range in quality from good to really, really good.

Like many other female sites, there is a man floating around in some of the posts, this one called “Mr. X.” He is not obviously featured in most of the writing, though. Just as well. Come here for the stories. NS herself is harder to figure out. She obviously has a vivid sexual imagination, but you have to extrapolate who she is from her fictional selves. Her comments are actually of more help in this regard. Here is one of her comments I pulled from an older story about online relationships:

The internet also allows you to reveal as much of yourself as you deem fit. For some, this could mean honesty in your wants and desires, via a certain amount of anonymity. A connection that would not otherwise be there. And I don’t know about you, but the mind is where arousal hits me first. Put a gorgeous male in front of me. If he’s not intelligent, I’m not interested.

Exactly, NS. Exactly.

Blog type: Erotic fiction/photography/art

Erotic Quality: High marks for the stories. There are more than just BDSM themes going here for sure, though that is certainly a favored subject. NS does not always use the same point of view in her writing. Some is third person, some is first person/”I-he” and a few are first person/”I-you.” In some cases, that limits the immersive nature of the expression, but maybe I have just already read too many of these blogs.

Honesty: NS doesn’t reveal too much about herself directly, but you can often tell quite a bit from what and how an author expresses herself. There is an authenticity to the writing that can’t be denied. Remember, this category is not an assessment of whether the posts are actually true, but rather whether they reflect genuine sexual feeling. She convinced me anyway.

Presentation: I like the way the site is organized. NS uses a few obvious categories that allow easy navigation to what you want to see. If you are just here for the pictures, for example, one click and there they are. The navigation options are also useful for avoiding a number of Sugasm posts that unfortunately clutter up an otherwise good looking site.

Comments: The comments are great, and NS has a delightfully sharp tongue, as at least one ignorant commenter found to his or her discomfiture. My only advice: if you are going to comment, don’t say anything stupid. The problem is that many of the good discussions are buried in Sugasm junk. Yes, I know a lot of people do it, and I know why they do it, but it really does get in the way of the good stuff.

Fetish Factor:
This is definitely not a plain vanilla site. There is a strong current of dominance/submission, along with a bit of bisexual tension and other interesting stuff. Through it all though, it’s pretty likely to get something stirred up.

Overall, this is a great site. I found some of the best material in the older posts. There is more variation in the fiction at that point, so if you stop in, it is worth staying awhile.