Archive for the News Category

The Secretary has left the building…

Posted in News on March 2, 2012 by naughtysecretary

Hello all who still check into this site. Please note that I do not update this site any longer. In fact, it will disappear shortly. I have my own domain now at The Naughty Secretary. If you want to follow my adventures, please use that address. You can subscribe to my RSS feed or receive email updates (just scroll to the bottom of the page). My new site has a completely different look to it, so I implore you to take a look. Think of it as a raise in salary…

I hope everyone is well. Please stop by, and feel free to drop me a note.

~ NS

And it’s time…

Posted in News on July 27, 2011 by naughtysecretary

So, ladies and gents, it’s time for this little lady to move her arse to her own domain. Although I’ve loved being on WordPress for the good part of three years, it’s time for me to find a new home. And that I have.

While the site is still a work in progress, I’d kindly ask that you take a look as I’m posting material some of you may not have seen (from another blog of mine — sneaky, I know). Excited? I hope so.

Well, what are you waiting for? Go peek, (or peak, as the case may be)…

~ NS x

Suffice The Desire

Posted in Musings, News with tags on June 26, 2011 by naughtysecretary

So I stumbled upon a new imagery website that I just adore. Suffice The Desire is worth a peek at a minimum, a peruse at best. I’ve posted a few of my favorite images here, but I urge you to hop over and take a thorough look for yourselves. The photography displayed is right up my alley, depicting lust at its peak with a side of elegance and opulence.

I hope this Sunday is treating everyone well,

~ NS

Reviewed by

Posted in News on June 21, 2011 by naughtysecretary

I am chuffed to announce that I have been formally reviewed by The review can be found here. Let me know your thoughts!

~ NS


Posted in Erotica, News on March 7, 2009 by naughtysecretary

As the morning grew into afternoon, I watched my inbox fill with messages from near and afar, all willing participants offering personal assistance of inspiration. Some emails echoing sympathy, some laced with dirty prose, others sending imagery to stoke my filthy mind. One message in particular grabbed my attention.

Care to try a joint project?

That one query was the only challenge I needed. Feeling drunk on lust and brimming with intrigue, I decided to slip into something a little more comfortable and take some photographs. It was only a matter of minutes before I was crashing hard into not one, but two, heady orgasms and forwarding the imagery to my man at work.

I want your hands bound above your head while I clench one hand into your hair, rubbing down from your neck, feeling how warm, supple, and vulnerable you are in my hands. Only a stroke of your skin is all it takes for me sometimes. I love to lick behind your neck, nibble your hairline, drag my tongue between your breasts and across your nipples, and feel you lift as you arch into me. I relish in your very touch. I loved feeling you run your hands over me while I stroked myself. So much of last night’s pleasure came from your scent. No one has, or ever will, turn me into an animal the way you do…

I continued to tease him until he arrived home knowing full well the trouble I’d be in for the torture I had dished out during the day. I had told him that I planned to write with another blogger, sent my imagery to one friend in Chicago and consequently made him take himself in hand at work, and fucked myself twice whilst thinking about multiple women sucking his glorious cock. When he opened the front door I could see the lust burning in his eyes and through his pants. Even then, I made him wait.

When he finally cornered me on the couch after dinner I could feel the heat bouncing between the two of us. When I looked into his eyes I couldn’t possibly know just how much he wanted to be inside me. When he ripped my jeans clean off and produced my bullet with a devilish grin, my squeal of fear and delight punctuated the air. When he continued to keep me on the precipice of orgasm for almost an hour with the buzzing of metal, his warm tongue and eager fingers, I begged and begged and begged to come. It was only when he was ready to take what was rightfully his did he let me. I howled as my whole body rippled with pleasure as I came hard a third time. He didn’t even wait until my climax had subsided before he was completely embedded within me, fucking me hard with desperation and then withdrawing, his seed spilling eagerly over my belly in streams. Left a wet mess and crumpled heap in the corner, I smiled a naughty grin to myself. I felt inspired.

So, my thanks to all who helped in the chain reaction of events. Sometimes what we seek is right under our nose. The muse is back, bigger and more wicked than ever. Watch this space, I promise to have something worth the wait…

Oh, and to my challenger? I accept your offer. Let the games begin.

Best Sex Toy Reviewers of 2008.

Posted in News on February 5, 2009 by naughtysecretary


What a pleasant surprise! I’m sitting at number 31. My thanks to for the honor!
~ NS

Best Sex Toy Reviewers is an annual list compiled by Domina Doll and Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek. Only reviewers who reviewed during the year of 2008 were considered, there will be a list for 2009 next year.

Each reviewer was rated separately by two people (Domina Doll and Scarlet Lotus did not rate themselves, their second rating came from a third party). The ratings were on a scale of one to five in four areas: Content, Organization, Originality, and Regularity. Each reviewer got a score out of 20 by each person and then the scores were put together to make a final score out of 40. Those final scores were ranked from high to low to get the list below

There were many ties. In cases where reviewers had nominations the number of nominations were the deciding factor for the ties. In cases where reviewers had the same number of nominations Domina Doll and Scarlet Lotus decided the order.

We recognize that this list is highly subjective. This is in no way a definitive list of reviewers, it is simply our list, and you can do with it as you will. We did use finite measurements, as discussed above, to create this list, but ultimately it is our own list. However, lists are fun to have and be able to point to.

  1. Essin’ Em
  2. Domina Doll
  3. Beautiful Dreamer
  4. Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek
  5. Epiphora
  6. Gabe and Elizabeth
  7. Sinclair Sexsmith
  8. Catalina Loves
  9. Agent Ansley
  10. Betty Rocket
  11. Carnivalesq
  12. J.D. Bauchery
  13. Toygirl
  14. Thursday’s Child
  15. Dame Demi
  16. Shay
  17. Shasta Gibson
  18. AlwaysArousedGirl
  19. Freddy and Eddy
  20. Dangerous Lilly
  21. Jack
  22. Erin Leone
  23. Sleeping Dreamer
  24. Ellie Lumpesse
  25. Wendy Blackheart
  26. Ducky Doolittle
  27. Curvaceous Dee
  28. The Porn Librarian
  29. Lux Alptraum
  30. Kyle
  31. Naughty Secretary <—- Yay!!!
  32. Monkey
  33. Nadia West
  34. Alpine Subdreams
  35. Bulma
  36. Radical Vixen
  37. The Beautiful Kind
  38. Toys for Tarts
  39. Sienna
  40. Audacia Ray
  41. Mariella
  42. Ang
  43. Lucy Vonne
  44. Holden
  45. Coy Pink
  46. Backseat Boohoo
  47. Bad Bad Girl
  48. Jimbo Jones
  49. Tess
  50. BOX: Les Petites Morts
  51. Zephyrine
  52. N
  53. Phaedra Fallen
  54. Jiz Lee
  55. Alisa
  56. Syntax
  57. Panthera Pardus
  58. Red
  59. Sommer Marsden
  60. Mollena
  61. The Countess
  62. Adriana
  63. Madeline Glass
  64. Hussy Red
  65. Trouble
  66. Roxy
  67. Sexorcism
  68. Roxanne Rhoads
  69. Amber
  70. Roxi
  71. Kinkerbelle
  72. Sylvanus and Mina
  73. Dark Lady
  74. Sex Is Fun
  75. Adrie Santos

We scoured the internet for reviewers. Pleasurists was a great source of reviewers, but it was not the only source, as many of the reviewers above have never participated in a Pleasurists. If you are not on the list and you reviewed in 2008 the chances are we simply did not know about you and couldn’t find you in our many searches.

Honorable mention goes to sites who weren’t included due to multiple reviewers such as Xcritic, Best Sex Toy Review, Sex Herald, and the many reviewers on EdenFantasys.

A Child Pawn In A Queen’s Game

Posted in Naughty Friends, News on August 13, 2008 by naughtysecretary

“To be an artist is to believe in life.” Henry Moore

I know my postings here of late have been a little varied. Most of you are probably wondering why that is. Well, a number of reasons have contributed, actually. I’ve been diving into my box of goodies from Vibe Review, for one. Lucky me. I’ve also suffered a severe case of writer’s block, number two. This seems to be remedying itself, so I can promise you a naughty tale to shortly follow this post. Also, sex toy reviews will be posted here very soon. Orgasms for everyone!

This very posting surfaced to the top of the pile for a very good reason: A friend in need. As I have mentioned, I have become dear friends with the lovely and talented Catalina. She really is a living, breathing, doll. And my opinion of her has nothing to do with the various projects we’ve been working on together, or the traffic she has thrown my way. I wouldn’t have offered my help or services to her if we weren’t friends before that. One begets the other; I just want to make sure that you my readers know the order in which things have fallen into place. I’m not one for sucking up, unless of course, I’m on the receiving end. But…as usual, I digress, enough about me…

Well, she’s run into difficulty concerning her daughter’s school, and an old wound. The issues can be read here. After digesting that, I was sick to my stomach, and the reasons are obvious. I’ve been in a financial bind before, and had to rely on the help of friends. It’s not a nice feeling, being vulnerable, the future uncertain, and I can’t imagine having my child’s education at stake on top of that clusterfuck.

So, what can I do? What can we do? Here’s what we can fucking do (and yes, I have a fire in my belly at this point): If you read the article, you’ll note that Catalina has started a raffle, and tickets are selling at $10 a piece. There are plenty of prizes, so I implore you to take a look. I’ve recently owned up to being a graphic designer, and my contribution to the prize heap is this: I’ve offered 2 separate prizes of 2 hours of my design time. Yep, you’ve got it. 2 hours of me – aren’t you lucky??? That could mean a logo, a business card, a postcard, whatever you’d like. As long as it takes 2 hours, it’s yours. *** Printing not included, of course.

Now, if you need some convincing of my design qualifications, here are a few naughty previews of what I’ve been designing of late.

Convinced enough? Then please visit here and buy a few tickets. *** Please note that any excess contributions will be donated to the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom.

Some of you still on the fence? Ugh, you have to be difficult, don’t you? Time to pull out the big guns…(If you can’t hear the sarcasm from here…well, then…you don’t know me too well…)

So I’m admittedly a designer, but I also paint. In show of my friendship and loyalty, I’ve decided to auction off a personal piece of mine. You want a piece of The Naughty Secretary? Well, just like any good whore, you’ll have to pay for it.

Now, I know for a fact abstract art isn’t for everyone. In fact, only recently have I discovered the complexity of it. Sure, a 5 year old can paint like this, or wait! This looks like my techni-color yawn at the end of one helluva big night…but honestly? Abstract art is highly underrated. You really should have the basics mastered: color, layout, meaning, texture…just like design. Only take out form to an extent, and then try to convey what you want to say. In high school, I thought abstract art complete bollocks. Now that I’ve explored the forms, it seems natural, emotive, real.

Now, after all of that, take a gander and decide for yourself!

This is an acrylic painting on board, 9×12 inches. Easy to frame and ship ~ It even has my name on the bottom!

So, I’m thinking I want to auction this off. Please email me at, and send me the amount you think this is worth. All proceeds go to the lovely Catalina and paying off that horrendous bill. I’ll pick the highest amount offered and email you back sometime on Saturday, August 16th with payment and shipping details. *** Please note, buyer pays shipping, and payment must be made via Paypal by Monday, the 18th of August.

I want to thank you in advance for your support ~ It means a great deal to me. A strong education and a loving home are what every child deserves.

~ NS