Archive for September, 2008

My Junior Linguist

Posted in Giggles on September 21, 2008 by naughtysecretary

I sit down on the couch next to her long 5 year-old frame. I manage to steal her gaze from the television, and holding her dinner plate in front of me, I explain everything on the menu. I pick up a square piece of bread and look at her.

“Now, I know you like bread, and this one is special. It’s a bread from another country called Italy. Focaccia. Can you say that?”

She pauses, and with her big blue eyes sparkling at me, she declares a yes.

“I can say it, Focccc…accccc…iaaaa.”

I’m smiling at her when her facial expression immediately changes. Her own smile has been zapped away and she’s dead serious. I can almost see the small wheels turning in her head.

“Oh my gosh…I almost said FUCK!!!”

I burst into laughter and roll around in a fit of hysteria.

The Wicked Games We Play

Posted in Erotica with tags on September 15, 2008 by naughtysecretary

He’s standing in the kitchen, pacing back and forth while talking on the phone. My laptop has finally decided to give up altogether, and knowing my intolerance for people in general, he’s troubleshooting for me. My modern-day knight in shining armor, I think to myself, and I smile as I watch him. He catches my look and grins in return. I decide it’s time to reward him for his diligence and loyalty, and holding his stare, I run my hands down the front of my shirt and lightly tweak my nipples. I slip my hand into my pants and his smile broadens. I beckon him with my index finger, and he complies, walking behind me upstairs. I’m impressed at his ability to follow my instruction whilst never losing a beat in his conversation.

We reach the bedroom and he shuts the door behind me. I immediately strip down, all the while beaming shamelessly like a naughty imp. He stands by the dresser, his gaze firmly planted on the spectacle before him. I’m naked and spread open on the bed, my hands running over my stiff nipples, my belly and waist, down to the wetness between my legs. He answers a query while he unzips his pants, his rigid cock springing into view. He starts to run a hand down the length of his shaft, the other remaining on his phone while the technical talk continues.

I’m surprised myself at how aroused and slippery I am, and I surmise it has much to do with the shift in power between us. I’m in control this time, and he has to play by my rules. He steps closer to the bed, and I cover myself with the duvet, silently telling him to keep his distance. The moment he steps back, I slowly remove the covering and continue to play with myself, my nakedness in clear view. He continues to stroke his cock as I dip my fingers into my cunt and then into my mouth. I note that his facial expression has changed; he’s frustrated, and aroused, and at bay, a foreign notion to him. His pace has picked up, his hands moving over his prick in a steady rhythm. I watch in amusement as I continue to fuck myself on the bed.

I can’t help but revel in my control, low moans and gasps filling the air, audible enough to torture him, but soft enough for the invisible third party in the tryst not to hear. Suddenly I realize that his phone conversation is about to end, and looking at his face and his pulsing cock, I know I’m about to be torn apart in complete lust. The thought is enough to send a ripple of pleasure throughout my body, the sensation surging through my nipples and into my belly. Within a matter of seconds my wet cunt explodes, and I’m wriggling and writhing all over the bed, my climax sending me to somewhere new. I catch my breath as his phone snaps shut, and I squeal loudly as he reaches the bed. My head is spinning, my body aching when he grabs me by the back of my head, pushing me roughly down onto his warm cock. He comes almost instantly when he feels the heat of my mouth and the soft of my tongue completely wrap around him, and all I hear is him grunting and groaning in completion.

I look up at him, utterly satisfied with my mischief. I laugh as I lick my lips and savor the taste of his seed on my tongue.

Ahh, the wicked games we play.

Sugasm #146

Posted in Erotica with tags on September 15, 2008 by naughtysecretary

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #147? Submit a link to your best post of the week by emailing me directly at radicalvixenatgmaildotcom Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Nipple clamps, butt plug, Hitachi – oh my!
“Once the plug is in, I’m going to send you on a little walk.”

I discover transcendental orgasm
“It was peaceful, and like holding on to a live wire at the same time.”

When We Were Kids: Thoughts on BDSM
“The tying was always my favourite part, whether I was the one tied who had to escape, or the one who got to do the tying.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sugar Bank

Editor’s Choice
Like a Prayer – Part 2

More Sugasm
Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Bite Me
Chess
Lunch Date
On the phone
People we’ve always wanted to be
Submitting Again: Part 3
Top
Webcam
While it rains outside…
Your Gorgeous Polish Girlfriend does not feel like having sex tonight

Sex Work
The Age of Porn: Performers, Attraction, and Age
So there I was, with a caller…
The Whore in the House Next Door

NSFW pics
Dana by Goncharov (Met Art)
Fetish Model & PornSLUTkitty Gets Her Head Tattooed
A Fully Naked HHNT
Not a masochist

Sex News, Reviews, & Interviews
The Lelo Mia
Nea: by Lelo
Njoy’s Amazing Butt Plugs – A Sex Toy Review
Sex News Roundup

BDSM & Fetish
After the Party … (part III)
Catalina loves Naughty Secretary Roleplay
Charlotte Vale And I (Mz Berlin) In Bondage Gangbang On The Training Of O
The Enigmatic Angel’s Kinky Cinematic Journey
The Pleasure Of Torment
Push Button Behavior Modification
The Sarge And Backdoor Bondage Have Great Impact Play And Hogtied Style Bondage Content
Shoes, it’s really all about the shoes.
Snap, Crackle, and Pop
Whipped Pussy Reminds You To Always Keep A Spare In The Trunk

Sex Advice
Help, my boyfriend won’t go down on me!

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Can A Threesome Help You Find Your True Love?
Eco Sex and Green BDSM
Femme is a Noun, an Adjective, a Verb…
If You are Charming Smart, but Ugly, I Fuck You For Sure!
It’s a struggle.
Stripper Milf versus Stripper Teen: 69 points to ponder
Where The Hell Did My Boobs Go?

The Pleasure Of Torment

Posted in Erotica, Sugasm with tags on September 10, 2008 by naughtysecretary

I look at Rose languidly stretched out on my couch, my stare wandering up her booted calves to the inside of her milky thighs. I settle my gaze on her incredibly short skirt and smile. She’s a strikingly beautiful woman; confident, incredibly smart, sweet, and quirky. Not to mention she’s physically gorgeous. Her hair spills down her face in waves, her eyes bright and clear, her cheekbones high. She reminds me of a cat in so many ways. She catches my stare and giggles.

“And what are you lookin’ at, darlin’?” I find her lingering Texan accent adorable.

“I think you know what I’m looking at.” I smile broadly and wink at her. She giggles again.

“I’ve been thinking. Do you want to be wicked with me and play a little game? I’d like your help with something…or rather, someone…”

She immediately perks up. “Oh you know I can’t resist an offer like that! What do you have in mind?” Mischief plays on her lips. In many ways, she’s exactly like me. Maybe I am a narcissist after all, I think to myself.

I outline my plan, and her compliance is shown through a series of nods. I grab my laptop and quickly compose the email, press send, and snap the computer shut.

“What do you say we grab some dinner and a glass of wine? Then we’ll come back here and see if he wants to play. Deal?”

“Deal! But dinner is my treat this time.” She looks at me with those big green eyes, her face showing a flicker of stubbornness.

“Deal.”

We leave to hunt down some food, and after a nice meal at one of the local restaurants, we return. I grab my laptop and seat myself next to her on the couch.

“Let’s see if he took the bait, shall we?” I open Messenger, and sure enough, he’s online. I can’t help but smile. I turn to her and whisper “Let the games begin!” I message him and place the laptop on the coffee table, making sure Rose is out of sight. I switch on my new webcam, and within minutes, his friendly grin is mirroring mine.

“Long time no see, stranger. I have a surprise for you. I’d like you to meet someone.” Rose leans into view and waves at the camera. His expression changes immediately.

He is catching on, or so he thinks, I note to myself.

“I want you to just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. No words, just watch.” He nods in affirmation.

I turn towards Rose. The expression on her face tells me she’s enjoying this as much as I am. I lean in and kiss her softly on her lips, slowly parting hers with my own. My hands wander through her soft hair onto the nape of her neck, my fingers brush at the sides of her cheek. I plant a string of kiss along her jawline and nibble at her earlobe. She sighs and I simultaneously feel a pang of desire surge into my belly. I look back at my computer screen and his face echoes complete disbelief.

Just you wait warns the voice in my head.

I continue to kiss her as my hands move slowly over her breasts. I can feel her nipples instantly harden under my touch. Her hands move up my thighs, her warm fingers and palms slowly rubbing over my skin. I feel the slow ache of desire take over my body, and I can feel it in hers, too. The invisible heat between us only draws us closer, our movements picking up speed in unspoken desperation. I lift her tank top over her head, her proud nipples begging for attention. I slip my own shirt over my head and move closer to her, the warmth of her body pressed to mine, breast to breast. We kiss passionately as we wrap ourselves in each other.

I look over to the screen, and he has already unbuttoned his jeans. His beautiful cock stands in clear view, his hand slowly rubbing over the shaft, the other hand cupping his testicles. I can hear him gasping at the sight of us, gasping at his own pleasure. This only inflames me further. I turn back to her, and my right hand travels under her skirt. She moans as I slip a finger slowly into her. I look back to the screen.

“You would not believe how wet she is.” I withdraw my finger and slowly suck on it.

“And my God, she tastes soooo good.” I kiss her again. I ask her to stand and she complies. Her skirt falls to the ground with a tug, as does her damp thong. She is left wearing nothing except her boots.

“I think I want them left on.” She nods. I instruct her to sit on the couch facing the computer. She does so and is placed in center view of the screen. All the while he keeps stroking his cock, the occasional grunt of approval escaping him, his own pace picking up. I kneel at her feet, and with a palm on each knee I slowly part her legs to show him her bare, wet cunt. I slip my finger into her and back into my mouth to sample her again. She throws her head back, each one of her hands cupping a breast as she pinches lightly at her nipples.

I look at the screen. “You’d like to see more, I know you would. I bet right now you want to see me plunge my tongue into that hot, wet cunt, don’t you? You’d love to watch me pleasure her, to watch me fuck her my way…”

“Yes! YES! Fuck yes! Please…I want to see you taste her.” His voice is strained, his cock pulsing in delicious pain. I can tell he’s not far from his own orgasm.

“You do? You want to see that?” I look him directly in the eye.

“Yes, you know I do. Please, please don’t make me beg…”

That last sentence is all I need to hear. It’s a confirmation of his torment, and I know it’s time.

“Well, let me tell you something. I will do all of that, all of that and more. How could I not? She’s absolutely breathtaking. But listen closely to me, because you’ll only be warned once. I don’t like being ignored, and you know that. Maybe next time when I call, or leave you a message, you’ll have the decency to return the gesture.”

The snap of the closing laptop punctuates the air, and startled, Rose sits up. When I had informed her earlier of the plan, I had deliberately left this part out, so it takes a few seconds for her to understand what has taken place. She looks at me, looks at the shut laptop, and back to me again. She blinks, throws her head back and laughs loudly.

“That was incredibly mean of you!” She’s still submerged in a fit of laughter as she rolls around on the couch.

“Oh, I know, that was the whole point.” I start to laugh along with her.

“What a shame! I was having such a good time!” Looking at her, it is easy to see the lingering desire still plastered all over her face. She’s biting at her bottom lip, her left brow is raised, and her eyes simply sparkle.

“Oh, I didn’t say anything about that part halting, silly girl.” I scan over her lithe frame one more time, drinking her in, before I part her legs again and push my tongue slowly into her sweet liquid warmth.

VibeReview – The Curve

Posted in Sex Toy Reviews with tags on September 6, 2008 by naughtysecretary

I watched the lubricant slide down the length of the dildo, the clear liquid coating its slick surface and pooling at the lip of each curve. I watched him lick his own lips in anticipation, a wicked grin plastered across his young face as he slid the phallus slowly inside my already wet and waiting cunt. A long sigh escaped my mouth as he made contact with my G-spot, my back arching involuntarily in pleasure. It was then that he started to slowly lap at my clitoris, spreading my bare labia with deliberate licks, each stroke of his soft tongue bringing me closer to my own climax. It wasn’t long before he was fully suckling at my cunt, thrusting my new neon friend into the depths of me, my hands grabbing at his hair, cries escaping my lips as my orgasm exploded throughout my body…

Now, doesn’t that sound like fun to you?

Let me introduce the Curve. I’ll happily admit that I’m not normally a huge fan of faux cocks. I can’t really explain what it is that I don’t particularly care for, but I am pretty sure it has something to do with aesthetics. Just take a look at the dildos around you the next time you are in the vicinity of a sex shop, or even perusing online. They are intimidating at best; either too big, too long, too hard and awkward, or too bumpy and veiny. It’s enough to turn me off completely and send me running in the opposite direction.

Now the makers of the Curve have it right! Not only did The Fun Factory make a dildo that has the perfect shape to it, it’s not intimidating in the slightest. The proportions are perfect and actually realistic given your man is not hung like a horse. The bulbous tip of the Curve is made for G-spot stimulation. Of course the tip of the toy may also be used for external clitoral stimulation. The additional curves along the shaft only add extra pleasure to the whole experience.

The “Royal Curl” for a handle allows complete control over the depth of penetration, whether you are indulging alone or with a partner. The toy itself is made of silicone, so it’s malleable but not too flexible, much like the the real live flesh version. The silicone also warms quickly to an individual’s body temperature. It is easy to clean, and can be done so using regular soap and water or with a specific antibacterial cleaner.

Overall, I was quite impressed with the Curve, from the design and shape, even down to the packaging. I love that it comes in two very girly colors; bright pink or violet. And being a details girl myself, I was equally thrilled that it came with a sample of lubricant (just like me!) A very nice touch. This little piece of curvy magic certainly gets my thumbs up!